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SafePack (TM)

The Indian Post Office Amendment Bill, 2006.

For people who still might not know what this means, it states that India Posts, the central government’s postal service, will have the monopoly to deliver all letters weighing up to 300 gms across the country.

In effect, it will be illegal to use a courier service of your choice to send across any sort of mail. Urgent business communication, last minute applications, whatever. Time to destination be damned, assurance of delivery be damned.

Is it true ?! You ask yourself. Maybe you rub your eyes a little in surprise. But then you look at other recent happenings .. Reservations in elite educational institutions. Reservations in private sector jobs. Suddenly this monopolistic bill seems trivial, just a peg in the whole scheme of moving towards an inefficient, uncompetitive enterprise.

Ah, who cares !

I just want to evaluate - What would be the market size for 'SafePack' (a sturdy protective envelope for sending letters across) ?

And the best part of the deal is, it would weigh exactly 301 grams. Hey, presto - you are above the Law!

Now you can courier to your heart's content - they charge you the equivalent of 500gms minimum per each letter anyway, so this aint gonna cost you any more.

Except for SafePack, and that will be available to you at a discount, depending on my arrangement with the courier company.

So welcome to the world where you stay assured of the safe delivery of your correspondence. On time; and no waiting at unmanned counters . (err.. which were supposed to be manned, we are not talking about automation here. Not in India post; not yet. )

Get SafePack today ! Available in three different colours: Red, Burgundy and Maroon. With a special limited Burnt-Sienna edition mega-pack of Six for the price of Five! The more you courier, the more you gain!!

And oh, if you are pally with someone who can move a bill in the parliament against competition in the business of envelopes weighing 301 gms, do let me know.

Cobainish Detachment

When my Girl friend asked what is it in Lucky Ali that you like so much, I did not have a ready answer. To further complicate the affairs at hand, she said, a lot of the songs that he croons are the same soporific love ballads as the sonus and the ashas of the game will sing. Later during the dinner I came to realize what it is about Lucky that makes his love ballads lot better than other mushy crooners?

A lot of his lyrics are fluffy and dreamy. Yet only few of them are chocolaty and candy-floss. Some of his songs about love are very passionate, yet none of them border on insanity(even when he sings ‘paagalpan kii siima kya hai’). They always very much are sung by a person who is in absolute control of his emotions, with a definite coat of pragmatism. Even his songs with the romantic airiness are rendered in a groovy voice that is inherently detached. That is the insignia of a happy man who is relishing his moment of being in honest love. Love that is a commitment but not a bondage. Even when they are not anthems of unadulterated bliss, they never hint the incapacity of the man to deal with the turmoil of nascent love.

The sense of detachment in his voice is very Cobainish. Remember ‘My girl, where did you sleep last night?’ May be it is the gifted voice that wafts in a sense of unbounded freedom, even when they are lamenting for their love.

good morning

Woke up today morning with a young early-summer sun in my face.

It felt different. The birds were chirping. Could distinctly hear at least ten different bird sounds. Plus an occasional squirrel, too.

Suddenly, childhood memories started flooding by. It was so much like the days when we had summer vacations.

It was only a few moments later I realised why it felt so good.

There was absolutely no sound of traffic.