Tuesday, July 12, 2005

Chapter 3

I haven't yet told you about Tania. She is this really cool kid who enjoys life like the rain drops falling from the sky. She is kinda cute too. Though not an Aishwarya, but still I sometimes feel I could have tried harder to get a bigger share of her attention. The thing is she is not just cute, but also quite intelligent. And intelligent girls are a bit difficult to persuade in the beginning. Moreover her beauty also makes her a bit unapproachable.
That doesn't mean that we are not good friends. In fact we are great friends. We call up each other quite often. She likes me for being so funny. Infact i think she kind of revers me. I mean who wouldn't be in awe of such a charming and intelligent man. You must believe me when I tell you that she is head over heels for me. She just keeps her distance to get a lot of bhav.
The other day, I was standing on the pavement waiting for a bus. Suddenly I saw her coming towards me. Seeing her walking towards me was a visual treat. She was wearing this brown leather jacket and a cape. skin shining in the morning glow of the sun. Smiling like a kid. My heart was overwhelmed with her beauty and I had to take my eyes off her to get a breather. Just then I saw a small little kid running after his ball into the middle of the road from the other side. There was a truck coming at full speed. I thought for a moment that I would hear screeching brakes. But nothing happened. It would have hit the kid had it not been for yours truly. I darted through the traffic like a bullet and caught hold of the child in one hand while flying off my last foot on the road. The very next moment there I was on the other side with the child in my hands and the truck behind my back.
People started gathering and congratulating me. I was feeling so nice. I saw Tania come too. But she stood a little away from the crowd. I like this characteristic in her. The decency and feminine pride. After the crowd thinned a bit I went towards her. She hugged me. The warmth of her body permeated through me. And her smell. Ohh.... I can't describe. I just wanted to melt in there. Just then the truck that I had so tactfully defied its kill came honking behind me on to the pavement along with a deluge of cars and bikes. I suddenly felt like I was going to die. Why were they coming to kill me? And why were they running towards the pavement? My heart was thumping like the huge aircraft engine on that Supersonic Jet they were showing.
And then I woke up. To my heartwarming relief the blaring horns was nothing but my mobile ringing. My heart was still thumping pretty heavily, and saliva dripping like the viscous, colorless blood of african dragonfly from my mouth. It was a call from Anil, my colleague at the office. There had been a small hitch in the programmes we ran every night. Thankfully I didn't have to do much of talking and the problem was resolved by Anil. After the call was over, I checked out channel [V] for some hot steamy number. It was already 12 and some rock band was playing some jhing bang. I switched the damn thing off and thought of the nice dream I was having.
Why does it happen with me that everytime something good is happening, something bad has also to happen? That roller coaster funda of life holds on to me as if its own life were at stake. the phone rang again. I didn't want to pick it up. Why do people call at such alte hours. It kept ringing for sometime. Then I checked. You wont believe me, it was Tania. And unbelievable as it may seem, I was not even sleeping. so it was not another dream. It really was her. I jumped up from the bed, cleared my throat, cleaned my mouth of the saliva in one nice stroke of the back of my hand, and was ready for the onslaught.
"Hello", I said, picking up the call.
And her melodious voice rang through. "Hiiii!! How are you doing? Were you sleeping? Did I disturb you?". She is like that. Very caring and very fast while talking. So many questions for a sleeping man. But her voice definitely had some exhilarating fresh quality to it.
"Hiii!! No I am not sleeping. I mean I was sleeping, but not any more. How are you?".
"I am fine. Just thought hadn't talked to you since such a long time, so... You know? My dad presented me a doggy last week. It's so cute. It sleeps with me on my bed".
Lucky sonuvabitch. I said, "Whow! Thats so nice. What breed is it?". As if I cared.
"It's a cute little Golden Retriever". I suddenly remembered my dream. Was she holding that dog in her hands while she was coming towards me? Or was it some book? I dont know. Cant seem to remember.
Agh!!
I said, "You know I was dreaming about you a little while back".
"Really?", she said, "What were you dreaming?".
I told her my dream. masking the last bit about the hug and smell part. I mean one cant cross the boundary at such an early stage. She is like a Goddess up there for me.

"Whow, you are a real hero. You should get a medal for your bravery", she mocked. You know, it hurts when someone you aspire for mocks you like this, even if jocularly. You want to be a hero for her. Her superman, but end up being a Clark Kent instead. You see, everytime the bloody roller coaster sticks to me. She calls me up to brighten me up and then mocks me to throw me into gloom. Anyways, I try to pick up my dropped ego a bit and tell her about my recent acquisitions in books. I think we talked for about half an hour about this and that. And finally she said she was going to Mahabaleshwar with her friends, and if Iwanted I could join her.

Chapter 4

Sleeping through the night is always difficult after getting a call from her. It’s like throwing away the honey after you have harvested it from the honey combs. Who in his right mind would do that? I might have had a few dreams as well in the night. She is like that. Always makes me dream of her. Morning brought back the memories of the time spent together. Office seems like drudgery in all this. But I still have to go. While getting ready, I couldn't think of anything else. I mean I am a flirt and all that, but when it comes to her, something takes over me. Really!!

I remember that one time, when we had met up in a cafe round the corner at Bandra West. She was looking lovely as ever. Her eyes sparkled with innocence. Nose high as usual with pride. She had this habit of rolling paper napkins into thin straws and throwing them around. I don’t know why she does that. But then there are so many things mysterious about her. She has a way of...

"God damn you. You idiot! Dekh ke nahin chala sakta kya? @#^%$#77".

The bastard Auto-rickshaw driver. Why do they allow these people on the roads anyway? I mean look at the way he swerved man. I think I have a dangerous liaison with Auto drivers. I am giving the indicator near this bandra kurla complex diversion and this guy is coming out of nowhere and trying to hit me. Anyways, the horns were honking behind me and I moved on. I was really raging. I think instead of vehicles moving on roads, it would be better if roads themselves moved. It will be like a combination of a train and a conveyor belt, only with automatic diversions and all. Near the gates to the bank, I remembered - THE GUN. I forgot to bring it. You of course know what prompted me to forget it in the first place and what made me remember it. But what’s to be done now? I can't give it to the police. It's still lying under my bed, where I had pushed it last night. Maybe I will bring it tomorrow. Or maybe not. Heck what difference does it make? Will the police really ever search me? I mean I at least can show this around to my friends. I could become a hero and all. Maybe I will keep it. Anyways I will decide about this later. Right now need to check the mails and start with the work.

The mails always have something or the other which keep one busy. But even more than that the thing that keeps people busy in office is gossip. And it is so much more convenient in the cubicle type setups where you don’t have to even standup to talk to the next guy. Today's topic had inadvertently to be the current cricket series. Flintoffs and Sehwags ruled the day. But my heart was set at Mahabaleswar.

A lot of google search later I got to know that it is a place to be enjoyed in the rainy season and best spent with a friend of the opposite sex looking at the sceneries or trekking in the curvy steep slopes of the hills. I think it will be great to go on a trek there. I can take my gun for some original hunting experience. Yeah it will be great fun.

Oops it’s already 12 pm. I have to complete these reports by evening. Boss leaves office everyday quite late. He expects everyone to not just complete all work in time but also sit late.

Friday, July 08, 2005

Fotos from Assam

The first thing that you notice about the land is its greenery. Coming from Delhi parched by the fierce summer sun, the sheer vibrant color of it all swept me off my feet – all I could see from the plane was acres and acres of green paddy fields and greener forest-land. And in between, vast swathes of water: the Brahmaputra and its tributaries meander through the plains, separating, turning, twisting and coming together again, to form a giant criss-cross puzzle of islands and lakes. And besides these water-ways have sprung up the habitations, marked out by the trees and shiny tin roofs; lines which stand out in the face of paddy-green and muddy blue…

I had a quaint old guesthouse which was almost colonial: with red tiled roofs, ,and a delightful little garden…



The view from my balcony was awesome. The Disang flowed behind, a swirl of turbulent muddy water, fed by the generous rains…



and here’s the other side .. taken a bit later into the evening…




As you came out of the guest house, and went towards the plant, there was .. what else ? A vast, placid pond, again !




I loved the way the lilies looked, so I took a closer-up ..




And then there were some local residents, who wouldn’t be hurried along ..



Finally, I got someone to click me in one of the tea-gardens nearby. Couldn’t get my camera on the days that the workers with their wide-rimmed hats and bamboo wicker-baskets were picking leaves.. so I guess just me will have to do !

Thursday, July 07, 2005

The Patent Revolution

Given a chance we can give IBM a run for its money. The way we are churning out innovative ideas to bring in new products with usages, that people would never have imagined, I am feeling we are no less than those geeks cramming their brains in those IBM , Bell cubicles (if not better). I wish we had the zeal and enthusiasm to get these patented. Or some lifespring that would have compelled us to metamorphose these brilliant figments into something practical. Alas!! This time I will blame the laziness that this amazing monsoon has brought along. Any way here is an excerpt of the discussion(which has the potential of becoming as legendary as the celebrated Bohr-Heisenberg chat)

Place: The virtual meeting place of three talented souls

Participants:
The Visionary: He sees things that never were and asks why not
The Missionary: He sees things that are, and asks how/why
The crusader: He doesn’t see things the way they are but the way he is

VISIONARY: abe sahu ek naya b-plan socha tha... logon ko indian aur english toilets main bahut problem hta hai... i mean someone likes squatting, while someone likes sitting... so can we have a toilet which will be both... i mean there will be a lever which when raised will increase the height of the toilet and put a seat on it... the seat will otherwise be standing vertically... plus there will be two pedestals for squatters which will be kind of fixed at a little above ground level... the distnace between indian and western toilets will be gapped by a collapsible plastic thing... (same way the distance between virginity and promiscuity is gapped by the expandable plastic things LOL )

MISSIONARY: tera idea achchaa hai ... and not just from the angle of indian/western . I think one applicability lies in terms of height of individual .. salaa western toilets, if their height is adjustable like chairs, then they would suit every member of the family from bachcha to whoever is tallest ..

CRUSADER: Mast hai.. bahut sahi… me bhi kain baar socha tha.. but itna technology fechnology dimesions me mene socha nahi tha…
Abe mere paas ek aur hai… This is for the Indian Roads… What I see is bloody nobody looks at these indicators while taking turns and all.. if you are taking the turn, switching on the indicator only marginally increases your chances of not getting hit.. but what improves the chances significantly is when you have a pillion-rider who waves his/her hand before the turn… if it is a girls hand the marauders become so careful that sometimes they get hit them selves… SO I was planning that we will manufacture a kind of Indicators that will pop out a girls hand with bangles and big nails and all.. and start waving asking for the pass/turn… I guess that will have a great market…initially the young turks will by it blown over by the sheer ingenuity of the product and buy it, we can position it that way.. and as the effectivity of the product is proven on the roads they will be adapted by the masses in hordes.. watsay??

VISIONARY(Doubles up as the missionary and sees things that are as missionary is in a bogus meeting): suppose banda apne ghar ke paas aake right turn le raha hai.. uski biwi ghar pe uska intezaar kar rahi hai... achanak she sees a female's hands coming out of hte rear seat... what will happen to their marriage? and leave wife, usko to husband kaise bhi samjha dega.. what about clients, bosses, friends... sab kya sochenge?


CRUSADER: Arre Listen, Every body will already know that these are fake hands and all… The biggest advantage that this product will offer is that people in general will be more cautious to physical movements indicating to slow down rather than some dumb-a*s light which they might conveniently overlook… (we may think of incorporating some AI as well so that the hand starts waving automatically as soon as it sense that there is a turn ahead…)… Girl's hand theory is based on a study that more than 50% of the traffic rule breakers are perverts as well ( 42.3% of statistics is made on the spot.. )


VISIONARY: Oh Bingo… I can sense another usage of this product as well…. this can be utilized as a great camouflage to offer hitch to big-bosomed beauties on the roads by meek souls in dread of their wives, bosses, friends, clients et al.. If the primary usage does not buy enuff users, I am sure this secondary usage definitely will…

Monday, July 04, 2005

Mood : relaxed

How do u feel like getting a holiday in the midst of a hectic work schedule ?

Well, what if your work itself was such that u feel you are taking a holiday ? Nothing much to do, just come to office and collect your daily paycheck. Stay on till office closing time doing your blogging and chatting, then go out and enjoy the sylvan surroundings.

Sounds good, doesnt it ? Well after a week it turns pretty sort of boring.















I will need to go back to Delhi tomorrow. And while I cant say that I will be absolutely swamped, right now I feel something to do would be better than doing nothing.

All said however, I do hope such breaks keep coming my way !