Given a chance we can give IBM a run for its money. The way we are churning out innovative ideas to bring in new products with usages, that people would never have imagined, I am feeling we are no less than those geeks cramming their brains in those IBM , Bell cubicles (if not better). I wish we had the zeal and enthusiasm to get these patented. Or some lifespring that would have compelled us to metamorphose these brilliant figments into something practical. Alas!! This time I will blame the laziness that this amazing monsoon has brought along. Any way here is an excerpt of the discussion(which has the potential of becoming as legendary as the celebrated Bohr-Heisenberg chat)
Place: The virtual meeting place of three talented souls
Participants:
The Visionary: He sees things that never were and asks why not
The Missionary: He sees things that are, and asks how/why
The crusader: He doesn’t see things the way they are but the way he is
VISIONARY: abe sahu ek naya b-plan socha tha... logon ko indian aur english toilets main bahut problem hta hai... i mean someone likes squatting, while someone likes sitting... so can we have a toilet which will be both... i mean there will be a lever which when raised will increase the height of the toilet and put a seat on it... the seat will otherwise be standing vertically... plus there will be two pedestals for squatters which will be kind of fixed at a little above ground level... the distnace between indian and western toilets will be gapped by a collapsible plastic thing... (same way the distance between virginity and promiscuity is gapped by the expandable plastic things LOL )
MISSIONARY: tera idea achchaa hai ... and not just from the angle of indian/western . I think one applicability lies in terms of height of individual .. salaa western toilets, if their height is adjustable like chairs, then they would suit every member of the family from bachcha to whoever is tallest ..
CRUSADER: Mast hai.. bahut sahi… me bhi kain baar socha tha.. but itna technology fechnology dimesions me mene socha nahi tha…
Abe mere paas ek aur hai… This is for the Indian Roads… What I see is bloody nobody looks at these indicators while taking turns and all.. if you are taking the turn, switching on the indicator only marginally increases your chances of not getting hit.. but what improves the chances significantly is when you have a pillion-rider who waves his/her hand before the turn… if it is a girls hand the marauders become so careful that sometimes they get hit them selves… SO I was planning that we will manufacture a kind of Indicators that will pop out a girls hand with bangles and big nails and all.. and start waving asking for the pass/turn… I guess that will have a great market…initially the young turks will by it blown over by the sheer ingenuity of the product and buy it, we can position it that way.. and as the effectivity of the product is proven on the roads they will be adapted by the masses in hordes.. watsay??
VISIONARY(Doubles up as the missionary and sees things that are as missionary is in a bogus meeting): suppose banda apne ghar ke paas aake right turn le raha hai.. uski biwi ghar pe uska intezaar kar rahi hai... achanak she sees a female's hands coming out of hte rear seat... what will happen to their marriage? and leave wife, usko to husband kaise bhi samjha dega.. what about clients, bosses, friends... sab kya sochenge?
CRUSADER: Arre Listen, Every body will already know that these are fake hands and all… The biggest advantage that this product will offer is that people in general will be more cautious to physical movements indicating to slow down rather than some dumb-a*s light which they might conveniently overlook… (we may think of incorporating some AI as well so that the hand starts waving automatically as soon as it sense that there is a turn ahead…)… Girl's hand theory is based on a study that more than 50% of the traffic rule breakers are perverts as well ( 42.3% of statistics is made on the spot.. )
VISIONARY: Oh Bingo… I can sense another usage of this product as well…. this can be utilized as a great camouflage to offer hitch to big-bosomed beauties on the roads by meek souls in dread of their wives, bosses, friends, clients et al.. If the primary usage does not buy enuff users, I am sure this secondary usage definitely will…
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